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  1. TeyhaMyers
    My dad says the weirdest shit that just pisses me off.
     
    Retweet Reply December 20, 2011 @ 01:32AM
  2. ChrissDaddyy
    I dont care what my dad says , Im getting them lol
     
    Retweet Reply December 20, 2011 @ 01:30AM
  3. Brianaahh_
    when my dad says he will take me to pick my girlfriend up :)
     
    Retweet Reply December 20, 2011 @ 01:28AM
  4. LittleItaly39
    my dad says when i graduate hes gonna buy me a jet ski. def lookin forward to that :)
     
    Retweet Reply December 20, 2011 @ 01:28AM
  5. XhanaDude
    like i should just go in fashion, fuck what my dad says. im way too interested in a sewing machine to not make money off it!
     
    Retweet Reply December 20, 2011 @ 01:26AM
  6. Mary_Norse
    I'm 52 followers away from having 9,000. That's the number of followers my dad says I need to get my first hug. http://t.co/0lCL495r
     
    Retweet Reply December 20, 2011 @ 01:19AM
  7. DollyWiggles
    Totally transfixed watching William Shatner's Gonzo Ballet #williamshatnermusic #ballet #thisishappening
     
    Retweet Reply December 20, 2011 @ 01:18AM
  8. JayChristinee
    @AnniieOchoa my dad says that to me on the daily 😒
     
    Retweet Reply December 20, 2011 @ 01:18AM
  9. Stevewillsdadon
    @santoswhizpeter my dad says i'll be travelling on d 28th
     
    Retweet Reply December 20, 2011 @ 01:17AM
  10. LookAtVeeNow
    my dad says the spurs will take okc in their series 😂😂😂 good one.
     
    Retweet Reply December 20, 2011 @ 01:17AM
  11. _DopleySUPREME
    As soon as I get in the car, my dad says your grounded . Like tf.
     
    Retweet Reply December 20, 2011 @ 01:04AM
  12. Aaliyah_palmer
    Goodnighttt , sweet dreams ,dnt let the bed bugs bite <<<<< shit my dad says
     
    Retweet Reply December 20, 2011 @ 01:04AM
  13. Nugjunky
    RT @DrodoBaggins420: My dad says I'm more fun when I'm high
     
    Retweet Reply December 20, 2011 @ 01:03AM
  14. wienerdirecti0n
    @dickhoran53 HHSBDJDDNDJD WHAT OMG NO MY DAD SAYS THAT IM SCRATCHING MY FACE OFF
     
    Retweet Reply December 20, 2011 @ 01:01AM
  15. Countryasiangal
    Renate box came over to my mothers house today saying debbie and her son is trying to kill her and my dad says she will live about 6 mons
     
    Retweet Reply December 20, 2011 @ 12:59AM
  16. DrodoBaggins420
    My dad says I'm more fun when I'm high
     
    Retweet Reply December 20, 2011 @ 12:59AM
  17. AndyneElisabeth
    When my dad says Arwin is his best friend <<<< wait a minute, here.
     
    Retweet Reply December 20, 2011 @ 12:58AM
  18. Mc_Cutie92
    I got fired and my dad says "good" tf...I'm already sad why must he worsen this situation -__-
     
    Retweet Reply December 20, 2011 @ 12:56AM
  19. Lahojaldra
    My Dad says that we want @EPN … but outside from Mexico… #campañadeacosotextual
     
    Retweet Reply December 20, 2011 @ 12:56AM
  20. ILooveLucy_
    I hate when my dad says be home at a decent hour. Like what does that even mean? Just give me a time
     
    Retweet Reply December 20, 2011 @ 12:55AM
  21. PricillaRodrigu
    That songs comes out" don't stop pop that pop that pussy" my dad says " pop that what?!" me "pop that pimple"! Duhhhh! 😜
     
    Retweet Reply December 19, 2011 @ 07:34PM
  22. Susaelizabeth
    She says "Colds hands, warm heart." ... My dad says "No no no. Its cold hands, stinky feet" wtf dad
     
    Retweet Reply December 19, 2011 @ 07:34PM
  23. DaJeffquan
    finished mowing the lawn and the first thing my dad says to me is "grab a beer" #damnRight
     
    Retweet Reply December 19, 2011 @ 07:34PM
  24. loganhammond16
    When my dad says nigga>>>>>
     
    Retweet Reply December 19, 2011 @ 07:33PM
  25. CerysHarry1D
    my dad says he's proud <3 :D @onedirection http://t.co/SHfREc62
     
    Retweet Reply December 19, 2011 @ 07:32PM
  26. squid_43
    My dad says I need to find a girlfriend to hang out with on saturday nights...
     
    Retweet Reply December 19, 2011 @ 07:32PM
  27. PanosSer
    Recommended iBook: I Suck at Girls (by the guy who wrote Sh*t My Dad Says) http://t.co/PTNZ8tTF
     
    Retweet Reply December 19, 2011 @ 07:31PM
  28. Girls_AdoreTwin
    RT @weChelleSee_: me and brittany nicole sullivan are no longer fav's she dont never call me to spend time :'((((( @CupOnMyCake
     
    Retweet Reply December 19, 2011 @ 07:31PM
  29. iPadNews10
    Recommended iBook I Suck at Girls (by the guy who wrote Sh*t My Dad Says) http://t.co/YFpgeWOg
     
    Retweet Reply December 19, 2011 @ 07:30PM
  30. amolschbgmo5
    Lmao we saw amish people riding horses & my dad says "horses are the amish motorcycle.."
     
    Retweet Reply December 19, 2011 @ 07:30PM
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$#*! MY DAD SAYS, based on the popular Twitter feed by Justin Halpern, stars Emmy Award winner William Shatner as Ed Goodson, a forthright and opinionated dad who relishes expressing his unsolicited and often wildly politically incorrect observations to anyone within earshot. Nobody is immune from Ed's rants, including his sons, Henry, a struggling writer-turned-unpaid blogger; and Vince (Will Sasso), the meek half of his husband/wife real estate duo with domineering Kathleen (Nicole Sullivan). When Henry finds he can no longer afford to pay rent to his pretty roommate -- and secret admirer -- Sam (Stephanie Lemelin), Ed reveals a soft spot and invites Henry to move in with him. Henry agrees, knowing that the verbal assault will not abate and now there will be no escape.
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